Joke Tuesday.

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What deep thinkers men are… I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

 

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said ‘nothing’. The reason I said that instead of saying ‘just thinking’ is because she would have said ‘about what’.  At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.

 

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?  Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

 

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.   Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.   A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, “It might be nice to have another child.”   On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, “You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts.” I rest my case.

 

Time for another beer.

 

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5 thoughts on “Joke Tuesday.

  1. Go for the kick in the nuts mate…

    Last three times my missus gave birth it was twin girls, a singleton boy and twin girls again…bugger that…go for the kick in the nuts every time!

    Dave

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