Confucius – One Smart Man!!!
It’s ok to let a fool kiss you,
but don’t let a kiss fool you.
A kiss is just shopping upstairs
for downstairs merchandise.
It is better to lose a lover
than love a loser.
Man with a broken condom
is called a Daddy
A drunken man’s words
are a sober man’s thoughts.
Marriage is like a bank account.
You put it in, you take it out,
and you lose interest.
Viagra is like Disneyland …
a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
It is much better to want the mate you do not have
than to have the mate you do not want.
A joke is like sex.
Neither is any good if you don’t get it.
I hadn’t realised you have a new blog – and on WordPress like me. Good luck!
Dumdad, the old one is dead! Blogger stitched me up!
LOL, A good one…..Very clever, that Confucious….