Joke Tuesday.

 
 
 
 
 
Confucius – One Smart Man!!!
       
Confucius Say:
It’s ok to let a fool kiss you,
but don’t let a kiss fool you.
  
Confucius Say:
A kiss is just shopping upstairs
for downstairs merchandise.
  
Confucius Say:
It is better to lose a lover
than love a loser.
  
Confucius Say:
Man with a broken condom
is called a Daddy
 
Confucius Say:
A drunken man’s words
are a sober man’s thoughts.
  
Confucius Say:
Marriage is like a bank account.
You put  it in, you take it out,
and you lose interest.
  
Confucius Say:
Viagra is like Disneyland …
a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
  
Confucius Say:
It is  much better to want the mate you do not have
than to have the mate you do not want.
  
Confucius Say:
A joke is like sex.
Neither is any good if you don’t get  it.
 
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