Joke Tuesday.

Confucius – One Smart Man!!!         Confucius Say: It’s ok to let a fool kiss you, but don’t let a kiss fool you.    Confucius Say: A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.    Confucius Say: It is better to lose a lover than love a loser.    Confucius Say: Man with a broken condom is called a Daddy   Confucius Say: A drunken man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.    Confucius Say: Marriage is like a bank account. You put  it in, you take it out, and you lose interest.    Confucius Say: Viagra is like Disneyland … a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.    Confucius Say: It is  much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want.    Confucius Say: A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don’t get  it.

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