Joke Tuesday.

Subject: Passwords – so true

Password

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cabbage

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boiled cabbage

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1 boiled cabbage

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50soddingboiledcabbages

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50SODDINGboiledcabbages

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50SoddingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYours,IfYouDon’tGiveMeAccessImmediately

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NowIAmGettingReallyPissedOff50SoddingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYoursIfYouDontGiveMeAccessImmediately

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6 thoughts on “Joke Tuesday.”

TRULY, LOL, LOL, LOL…….Love this!

Oooooh yes, been there! Don’t you just feel like pelting them with the boiled cabbage!

Thanks for the laugh:)

I echo the sentiments above…our IT Department have enforced a “different passwords for everything” regime and wonder why we all write them down…”it’s so insecure” they say…Well it’s the only way I can keep tabs on eight different passwords, most of which have to be changed every four sodding weeks!

All the best

Dave

That’s all the more funny for its big element of truth. If my computer doesn’t remember my passwords I’m forever clicking on ‘can’t remember your password’ . . . .