Joke Tuesday.

 A typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the  wedding, he laid down the following rules:

‘I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time   
I want — and I don’t expect any hassle from you.   
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless   
 I tell you that I won’t be home for dinner.   
 I’ll  go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing   
 when I want with my old buddies, and don’t you   
 give me a hard time about it.   
Those are my rules.  Any comments?’ 
           
 His new bride said:   
 ‘No, that’s fine with me.  Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o’clock every night…whether you’re here or not.’ 
 
With thanks to my good friend, Karelian Blonde!
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