Joke Tuesday.

I know, but I smiled!     A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women, from England , Wales , and Scotland , were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The English woman said “Have you ever had a hug?” The man said “No,” so she gave him a hug and walked on. The Welsh woman said, “Have you ever had a kiss?” The man said, “No,” so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The Scottish woman came to him and said, “‘ave ya ever been ***d, laddie?” The man broke into a big smile and said, “No”. She said, “Aye, well ya will be when the tide comes in.

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