Joke Tuesday.

 There are two statues in a  park; one  of a nude man and one of a
nude woman.
 They  had been
facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a
single gesture, brings the two to life. 

 
  

The angel tells them, ‘As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life  for  thirty minutes to do what you’ve wished to do  the most.’
He looks at her, she looks at him,
and they go running behind the 
shrubbery.
 
The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling
ensues.
 After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath
and laughing.
 
 

 

  
 
 

The angel tells them, ‘Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?’
He asks her ‘Shall we?’
 
     She  eagerly replies, ‘Oh, yes, let’s! But let’s change positions. This time, I ‘ll hold the pigeon down and you shit on its head.’

 

AND  WHAT WERE YOU THINKING???
 
 

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8 thoughts on “Joke Tuesday.

  1. Hi, and welcome to your new blog. It looks great; and I see you’ve changed from Blogspot to WordPress – just like I did a couple of years ago.

    PS I’ve heard this joke before but it’s worth retelling!

  2. Hello new blog!

    Funny post. Loved it. Why was blogger giving you grief? I think that it’s established bloggers who seem to use WordPress. Nice layout! 😃 xx

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